... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus as well as very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to provide him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a surgical incisi